The Terra Gotcha golem appears as a fine Terracotta sculpture, usually of a warrior, but can really take on any form.
The golem is quite fragile and while able to inflict good melee damage with either its limbs or carried weapons, its true danger lies inside.
The golem is hollow, and if damaged (any successful hit that exceeds its damage threshold), it will shatter and release the golem's contents.
Potential Contents:
| 1 | Oil - By itself a slippery mess with the potential to ignite from lanterns, torches. |
| 2 | Phosphorous - Ignites into a massive ball of flame. |
| 3 | Gunpowder - Explodes if the golem is attacked by fire/electricity. Burns intensely if ignited after being released. |
| 4 | Acid - Area becomes soaked by a couple gallons of potent acid. |
| 5 | Poison Gas - Pick your poison. |
| 6 | Small undead - small creatures, undead body parts, etc. |
| 7 | Insect swarms |
| 8 | Even smaller golems |
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? Responses (4)
Short and sweet, and clearing out my old in-works.
love the concept!
Pinata Golem, love it. Perfect old school sub!!
I agree, Val, short and sweet and solid utility.