7 Codpieces

1. The Codpiece of Cevern Pincheng

Lord Pincheng of Autumnburgh was the master of Autumnburgh and was known for the excellent agricultural produce of his lands, his breeding of handsome horses for sport and military use, and his codpiece. Crafted of normal leather and largely lacking adornment, it was somewhere on that blurred line between being a large codpiece and being a comically oversized codpiece. It was also molded into the appearance of a horse's head. While many assumed this was compensation from Lord Pincheng, boasting his member as being horselike, Lady Pincheng let it be known that this was explicitly not the case. The fact that Lord Pincheng was commonly described as a kind and generous man, not one prone to fits and violence, loud boasting, or aggressive behaviour, lends credence to the Lady's claim. Her husband allegedly had the temperament of a draft horse and the marital girth as well.

2. The Codpiece of Benedict Cowcumber

Benedict Cowcumber was an oddity as a wizard, as he wore divided robes/skirts that were more in the fashion of women's clothing than men's, and always sported his signature large green codpiece.

3. The Codpiece of Pomergruis the Reckless

Powergruis thought himself to be sly and clever and that no one at court knew that the great and mighty Dragonlord Sorcerer-Knight was actually a dragon in disguise. Part of his smug leaving of clues and hints to his actual race was his codpiece, which he wore with great pride. Crafted of gold, the piece was made in the likeness of an Orochian tri-shaft draconic member. The armorer and jewelers who made the codpiece were rather uncomfortable and disturbed after the dragon abducted them and made them craft it while staring at his ... equipment.

The Codpiece is in a royal vault, somewhere.

4. The Codpiece of Tragaxath the Tyrant

Tragaxath the Tyrant made a decent name for himself as a mighty dreadlord, a leader of armies, and a pillager of border nations. He affected a red brass demon helm with onyx horns, clawed gauntlets that were bloodletting weapons, and an impressive codpiece shaped like a barbed phallus tipped with a scorpion-like stinger. This ensemble made him fairly impressive as a melee fighter and routinely intimidated foes into retreating rather than facing him in battle. The codpiece has a demonic aura enchantment on it that can mimic the fear spell effect. 

The ironic thing about Tragaxath the Tyrant was not learned until his natural death after nearly a century of dominating a large portion of Scathanna. He was a eunuch and had suffered a horrific crotch maiming injury during his youth. Upon discovering this secret, the 'children' of Tragaxath were summarily rounded up and executed as no one knew who their actual father was. 

5. The Codpiece of Elaose Marsten

Elaose Marsten was a highly accomplished duelist, swordswoman, swashbuckler, and womanizer. She carried herself with confidence, and few could match the speed and skill of her bastard saber, her horsemanship, or her wit. While many of these things would certainly leave her memorable. What really cemented her place in the annals of fashion and history was her manner of dress. She wore an open blouse in the Tarasceen fashion, the colorful knee breeches of a bard, and a leather codpiece styled in the fashion of a large, relaxed, uncircumcised male member, a gleaming pearl sewn into the tip.

Marsten left a legacy of what gender she might have actually been, as she took mostly women but a few men as lovers. None who knew would speak on the matter. The codpiece remains in the coffers of House Marsten along with her hand and a half saber, dashing hat, and collection of jeweled necklaces. 

6. The Codpiece of Perectus Pogotella

Perectus Pogotella is a demigod, a being at the point of power where they have to tread carefully lest the very fabric of the DungeonVerse start to rebel and reject them from its space into their own fractal pocket dimension, the grain of sand inside a pearl. The Perectus appears in an elaborate suit of orichalcum armor, chased in starmetal and jewels of the heavens, bearing a sword that is a shaft of light and a shield that is an eclipse in his hands. This noble figure is marred by two features: his hideous, malformed face that is covered and burns and missing most of one side, and the gleaming golden figurehead of his codpiece. Where most codpieces are not-so-subtle accessories to draw the eye to the genitals and infer a large size to them, the codpiece of Pogotella is a small statue of an anthropomorphized male member wearing a horsehair helmet and bearing great folded wings over its back.

7. The Codpiece of Svodred the Slayer

Svodred the Slayer was a strange being who appeared in Cridhedun several centuries ago and was notable for being a fearsome, self-titled chaos warrior. While certainly chaotic, he was more known for the suit of living armor he wore. It had a reptilian-insect appearance with chitinous scales, bright fleshy colors under drab armored sections, and an enormous wyrm-like codpiece. The codpiece had two horrific abilities. In close combat, it could bite a foe for a small amount of damage. As a ranged ability, it could fire a String Shot attack that lowered a foe's agility. Both of these attacks were profoundly disturbing and dealt double damage/effect against female beings (but not monsters).

On an unrelated note, the armor of Svodred the Slayer provided ample protection, including impressive magic protection that was effectively doubled against women, and prevented female magic casters to target him with their spells. He was slain in battle with a female Dragonknight, as her dragon had no problem chargrilling him, and then eating half of the Slayer before being sickened.