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- Highest King Lordship of Powerful Drivel

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Wrothgar

He's seen villages burn. He's thrown the torches, and he's thrown the water. He's been up to his waist in gold, and up to his waist in blood. He's seen it all.

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Glass Mountain

In the burning desert stands a symbol of hope, prosperity, and peace, the place known as Glass Mountain.

Bloody Smile

Was this to be his last sight, then? These bloody-red gums, these rusty, iron teeth? Where were the Gods to defend him from Bloody Smile?

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“ A small, primitive village has yet to discover fire, which is a good thing because there are highly flammable (but not otherwise dangerous) gasses in the air. The heroes, blissful in their ignorance, don't know that and think it a wonderful idea to show the locals open flame.”

Yon_The_Lucky

“ You type the command into the console. 'Insufficient Guineapigs' the computer responds. Baffled, you retype the command. 'Insufficient Guineapigs' the computer replies again. You decide you should start smaller, with a simpler command. 'Insufficient Guineapigs' What does cycling the spaceship's airlock have to do with a now-extinct Peruvian rodent?”

PoisonAlchemist

“ A tribe of barbarians appear wearing necklaces of bear claws and great cloaks of brown fur. They are physically much larger than normal humans, much stronger, and shrug of the most vicious of wounds. They call themselves the Aklak after their totem spirit. - From the Inuit word for Grizzly Bear”

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